The AMAs took place last weekend and a lot of people turned up, but not many dressed well.
There were very few well dressed, namely these two:
Her: It’s very pretty, I think after she entered there wasn’t any competition for Best Dressed
Him: Beautiful and elegant and so well deserved a winner on the night.
Her: It’s nice but it’s missing something, like a black belt or something to tie the bra and shorts together.
Him: I love this, it’s so sparkly and pretty and her hair was braided with silver too.
There were a lot of mhh! outfits, neither good or bad…
Her: I don’t mind the girl in the middle and the one on the right, but the rest just look trampy.
Him: I only like the girl on the right of the picture, the rest look a mess and trying way too hard.
Her: I didn’t mind this side on because you couldn’t see the white duvet cover like section, but it looks comfy and should she get tired she’s sorted!
Him: This isn’t bad and it looks fun and squishy!
White was definitely a popular choice…
Him: It looked like a figure sculpture made of pieces of mirror, it was good, just not ‘WOW’
Her: Well it’s a suit I’m gonna like it, I just don’t like the hat.
Him: Yes trouser suits are cool and the hat is pretty dramatic, so I didn’t mind it.
Her: I like the dress, but I’m not sure it suits her body, it makes her boobs look too low.
Him: Yes it’s quite pretty, I just wish it was higher in her bust or she had some support!
Her: I like it, she’s so pretty and she has boobs! I just don’t like the neck/shoulder it look like a straight jacket.
Him: I don’t like it, her boobs look weird and she was clearly cold!. It could been a great spacesuit costume in some film!
Her: I quite like this, but again something is not quite right with it.
Him: It looks like she’s been to the gym in a sweat suit.
Her: I like this especially as it is a Romper and not a dress.
Him: I don’t like this, it’s green, it looks pulled in at the middle like it’s too big and it looks odd, plus she could have done something with her hair.
Her: I like this and she made a lot more effort than most that turned up, but it lacks that same ‘oomph’ factor like so many others.
Him: Maybe we are already getting jaded from dress overload this awards season, but this just lacked any originality and the front length is too short.
Her: I don’t like the top, it give her too many bump and cuts her into too many sections. Plus the necklace is not needed.
Him: I like it, but it’s the wrong colour on her, either she or the outfit needed to be darker and the hairs a bit of a mess.
Then there were the BAD outfits…
Her: I really don’t like her, so with that in mind, I really don’t like this, but at least she is covering some skin for once.
Him: It’s just too 70’s, more a fancy dress outfit and Heidi loves a costume.
Her: I’m not sure if it’s the dress or that the make-up and hair don’t go with the dress.
Him: She is orange and has stupid hair, the make-up could be good but not with that look.
Her: I’m not going to pick it apart, it’s just all a mess.
Him: She looks like a packet or fruit gums, it’s too busy and too much and a mess.
And then there was the ‘Skank Possy’. The slut dressing gang of nobodies trying to get attention by wearing the worst outfit possible.
Her: It’s probably the best of the bad, bad bunch
Him: Good body, but it’s just yuck and what’s with the name?
Her: It just…it, what? eh? It makes her look square and the posture is, eh?
Him: Oh dear, oh dear, go home Kat!
Her: She looks like more of the extras in a rap video.
Him: *Shakes head* and No Comment.
Her: I like the boots, there that’s a positive, let’s leave it there.
Him: Did she raid Ru Paul’s wardrobe?
Her: It looks like she’s wearing a beach cover-up.
Him: No it’s just another desperate idiot with a PR telling her to get any press she can.
Her: She looks like an extra in a 1940’s Esther Williams film and not in a good way.
Him: Repeat last statement.
Her: I can’t go into why I hate this outfit without picking her to shreds.
Him: It could have been ok if the jacket did up. But it didn’t and so she looks a state.
And the Queen of the Skanks awards goes to the smooth shaven and very confident…
Her: What made her think this was a good idea?
Him: Yeeeees. Riiiiight, well it proves she doesn’t have stretch marks I guess!
So there you have it. The good, the bad and the oh dear, oh dears! What did you think?
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