On Sunday night everyone who is anyone turned up for the 2017 SAG Awards. Here are the best through to the worst of the outfits on show during the night.
Oh dear lord what were they thinking…
Her: I’m not really sure how to talk about this dress, I mean the parrots are kind of interesting but its just a bit of a mess.
Him: Oh god Parrot! She probably was squawking and squalling all over the place.
Her: I wish this dress hadn’t been so revealing, I even liked the front but not the backless bit however I really like the color of it on her.
Him: This is a mess! Its not like she had the figure to wear it, I don’t even know.
Her: Why wear brown shoes? None of it matches…
Him: This is just a mess, she looks like she was trying to fit one of those stereotypes and it just doesn’t work.
Her: None of this matches, the shoes are all wrong, its just too mismatched.
Him: Repeat last comment, it’s the same idea and the same problems.
|Adrienne C. Moore|
Her: Badly fitting, the shoes are enormous and it just doesn’t do anything for her.
Him: This is baaaaaad, bad, bad, bad,
Her: The makeup is pretty bad, but the dress is just bad. It cant decide what it wants to be and in doing so just looks mismatched and ripped.
Him: This is the same as Emma Stone’s dress but it was a disaster on Taylor.
Her: The skirt is fine, the makeup fine. The top however just ruins it, it looks a horrible material and the shape is all wrong.
Him: OK we get she is quirky and weird, but she doesn’t have to dress like it, we already know.
Then there were the ‘It’s bad, but not as bad as those above’
Her: Too tight in places, needs ironing and its blue!
Him: Yes, what she said.
Her: Fluffy tea cosy dress, looks like something out of hairspray.
Him: It’s the American Bald Eagle Muppet!
Her: Bad material, pattern and shape, the peplum poofy bit makes her hips look really wide.
Him: Again bad material and it’s a peplum isn’t it, it’s not even quite anything.
Her: The makeup doesn’t go with this dress. I also don’t like the jacket, the dress is fine though.
Him: They let granny out the retirement home and she raided the lost and found!
Her: What is going on with the hair? The outfit again does her no favors, the pockets and the way it falls makes her a really odd shape and its really saggy in places.
Him: I know she is a strange shape, but try to help yourself at least. This is odd.
Her: Boring nothing dress, but also looks like she made no effort.
Him: Bad posture, bad, bad colour and she is scary too.
Her: Normally I like what she wears, this however… too much is going on!
Him: Frills, frills and more frills.
Then there were the ‘It’s OK but it…” section
|Bryce Dallas Howard|
|Chrissy Teigan and John Legend|
Her: This outfit isn’t bad its just that she wears it all the time! Ditto for him.
Him: They wear the same thing EVERY TIME.
Her: Did you know he is British? He had to wear a blue suit to prove it. Its not that it’s a bad look on him its just what is it with blue suits?
Him: Marks and Spenser sponsored the BAFTAs a couple of years ago and gave the men blue suits, I think this proves how often these guys buy something new for these awards.
|Matthew and Ruby Modine|
Her: His suit doesn’t fit properly and needed to be pressed and so did her dress. Plus I hate when people wear sunglasses.
Him: She looks good except for the bad accessories – namely Matthew.
Him: It’s green and all velvet. Too much.
Next up are the Honourable and not so Honourable Mentions.
Her: I like the rose, The suit however is a miss match.
Him: Blue tux, black trousers, almost had it, but not quite!
|Stranger Things lot|
Her: They are still stylish but I agree with him.
Him: We always mention them, but this wasn’t their best looks.
Her: Its ookkkaaayyy but not wow.
Him: Usual colour for Modern Family’s Clare, but a prettier style, she’s pretty and this works, but it’s just not great.
Her: It is different and I like that he has matched things.
Him: Yes a man doing something different. It’s not great, but it was a bold choice and that has to count for something.
Her: The makeup is awful! The dress is a bad color and material on her, all in all its not a good look.
Him: People raved over this, I don’t get it, she used a chunky tagging permanent marker to put her make-up on.
Her: Its not bad, its just not great.
Him: It’s pretty and interesting, a good first showing, she could have gone full ball gown though.
|Matt Smith and Clare Foy|
Her: Too much going on with her dress and meh to him.
Him: Liked his jacket, it was more Frock Coat length.
Her: I usually think she oozes style this however didn’t work, the headband seemed odd too.
Him: Not her best outfit and this was Armani too.
Her: I don’t like the cluster thing at the hip.
Him: I liked the Make-up, that was the best thing and the reason we included her here.
Her: Blonde doesn’t suit her. The dress is ok but its just lacking that oomph.
Him: She really liked her bum in this (apparently), it’s not bad, it’s just not great.
Next come the ‘Almost’ brigade, marching on to near victory, but falling at the last hurdle. Something just wasn’t ‘right’.
Her: This is kinda nice, I like the cape, train thingy and the color even works on her.
Him: Yeah good but not 100%, more 95%. maybe a necklace was needed.
Her: I like this, simple, smart and stylish but not outstanding.
Him: Socks, did someone steal his socks?
Her: I like the chest area, it’s just not outstanding.
Him: Ooo this is pretty, don’t know who she is, but it’s good apart from the hair and make-up.
Her: It’s nice enough, it’s just not a WOW!
Him: It’s standard really.
Her: Again it’s pretty enough, it’s just missing that certain something.
Him: Who knew there was a pretty person in there! She looks good, but it just needed something to make it pop!
Her: I agree she needed a necklace, but other than that she’s pretty!
Him: Again a necklace and a little bit more effort and it would have been great.
Her: I don’t like the earrings.
Him: I think it’s her posture that’s ruining it. but that’s all.
|Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergra|
Her: At least it’s different for her and the only reason it is here is because it is nice to see her wearing something different.
Him: Someone clearly told her to keep the boobs under cover this season and it’s working. She could have done with another leg though!
Her: The dress is decent, she just needed to do something with her hair.
Him: Yes a hair stylist would have been a good idea.
Her: I think it’s a decent enough dress, I just think it makes her look too pale.
Him: “Joseph, Joseph and his amazing Technicolor dream coat’. But it’s cool.
Her: I really don’t like her, so yeah mhh!
Him: You had to see this move, because those stripes changed colour and she looked pretty.
Her: The dress isn’t bad, it just gives her no shape.
Him: Ooo this is pretty,
Her: I like it, the coloring on her is good.
Him: It’s not bad, it’s just a bit too straight up and down for me.
Her: He looks smart, you can either get a suit right or wrong, He got it right.
Him: Yes good things in small packages I guess, he always looks smart.
Her: I like the dress and the color and the shape, maybe it was the missing necklace again.
Him: I don’t like the colour, but I like the shape.
Her: I like that everything matches and the color works on her, I just think she needed more fullness in the shape.
Him: This was too ordinary for my liking.
Her: Again it’s smart enough it’s just missing that something to make it WOW!
Him: It’s a good look for an office party.
Her: This is a similar dress to Taylor Shilling, but this works on her.
Him: This is good and she looks good, I just don’t like the lipstick – But I love the hair.
Her: I like the dress, I don’t mind the shoulder, I hate the shoes.
Him: I don’t like the shoulder, it’s not in-keeping with the pattern.
Her: It is so bright. At least it’s more daring than the norm.
Him: Well if you have to wear a blue suit, then wear a BLUE SUIT!
Her: I like this. It really suits her. I like the train.
Him: Yeah these women certainly scrub up well don’t they. Good look on Uzo.
Then were the good, better than good, pretty great really.
Her: The shape suits her and the color suits her and all without her looking like she made too much effort.
Him: That’s the thing, she looks casual yet still stunning.
|Kunal Navyar and Nehandra|
Her: They win the award for most stylish couple.
Him: They compliment each other and she looks stunning.
Her: Again another nice shape and good pattern for her.
Him: Simple and elegant, just what is needed.
Her: I like the metallic sequin effect. It’s a good look for her, often she cannot dress well.
Him: Yeah we are getting into the same comments, because what more is there to say when it works it works.
Her: I like the dress itself and the white really suits her.
Him: I just have a problem with the waist, but it’s good other than that.
Her: He looks very, very smart.He’s probably the best dressed man of the night.
Him: I like he went with the All white suit. It works really well.
Her: Ooooooo Sooo pretty.
Him: Best trouser suit look of the night.
Her: It’s pretty, I think the side view was better, as there was no fluffy-floo-floo!!
Him: I loved this, the ‘Rainbow Unicorn Dress’.
Her: Hmm! He cleans up well.
Him: Mr. Healey looks gooooood!
|Taraji P Henson|
Her: I like everything about this, apart from the two random black bows, which seem pointless.
Him: Pretty and well yes pretty!
Her: It’s a good dress for her, it’s stylish.
Him: Good shape on her and she seems comfortable.
Her: I like the fluffy-floof on this and it’s a nice shape on her.
Him: I love this, it flowed so pretty.
Her: It is very pretty and gold is a good color on her
Him: Gorgeous and stunning and the dress is pretty great too.
Last but not least come the best, the great, the smartest, those that didn’t scrimp on the style, didn’t spare us the glam, pulled out all the stops and added that extra splash of WOW!
Her: It very much suits her – the floral cuteness and all that!
Him: Sooooo Preeeeeeeetttttyyyyyyy!
|Barb – Shannon Purser|
Her: Pretty! Very Old Hollywood
Him: Christine Siriano’s dress made Barb the shining princess of the night.