So it’s about time we told you a little bit about ourselves.
We started this anonymously, but figured that given our differences and the way we think about everything it might make some sense to give a little background to us.
So rather than write biographies we thought we would answer a few random questions as honestly and best as we can.
So just to remind you she writes in normal font, he writes in Italic–
1.What was your favorite food when you were a child?
Him: Can’t remember a specific, but sweet things, biscuits, cake etc – some things don’t change!
2. What’s the #1 most played Album on your iTunes?
Her: Forgiven Durden – Razia’s Shadow
Him: The Pretty Reckless – Going to Hell
What is one of your favorite quotes?
Her: I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for what I am not.
Him: Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside a dog it’s too dark to read a book!
What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity?
Her: Indoor – Reading. Outdoor – Saying hello to animals.
Him: Being creative (Painting/writing/making clothes/etc) Outdoor – Rock Climbing
What chore do you absolutely hate doing?
What is your favorite form of exercise?
Her: Depends on my mood, I like most sports and will d any given the chance
Him: Rock Climbing
What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year?
Her: 3am/ Doesn’t matter/ Warm or October
Him: Either 10am if I’m awake that is! or midnight/ Thursday/ July
What’s your least favorite mode of transportation?
Him: Hovercraft – raced them at school they are fuuuuuun!
What is your favorite body part?
Her: My eyes
Him: My back, I can’t see it, so it must be amazing
What sound do you love?
Her: Wolves or dogs howling
Him: Ballet points over a wooden dance floor
If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for?
Her: A New Year’s party, where the proceeds would go to charity (animal charity). Masquerade Black Tie, because there is not enough occasions to dress up and where your finery these days. But not exceptionally expensive.
Him: A big party in a private grand house, with a fancy dinner (Black Tie and looking gorgeous!) then all change for a riotous fancy dress with a band that will play whatever if anyone wants to get up and sing. With prizes for the best fancy dress and kids party games, but for adults!
If you could paint a picture of any scenery you’ve seen before, what would you paint?
Her: Grand Canyon
If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?
Her: 21 I guess, though most of the time I don’t remember how old I am (so I guess it’s irrelevant)
Him: 17, I don’t really know why? why not? I never got ID’d I always looked older than I was.
If you could choose anyone, who would you pick as your mentor?
Her: I would have chosen Heath Ledger.
Him: Zanna Wilford she was a photographer and pretty much was my mentor.
If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be?
Her: How can anyone answer that question…. There are so many things…
Him: First contact with an alien species, preferably on their planet.
If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
Her: The ability to be able to play every single instrument.
Him: Learn to play the piano.
If you were immortal for a day, what would you do?
Her: Do every dangerous, stupid thing I’ve ever thought about.
Him: For a day?
If you could meet anyone, living/ dead, who would you meet?
Her: Living: Kevin Richardson and his pack. Dead: Heath Ledger.
Him: Living: I don’t know Taylor Swift? Dead: Oscar Wilde.
If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
Her: Houses buy houses all over the world.
Him: Thats easy! buy cars for everybody.
If you were reincarnated as an animal what would it be?
If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be?
Her: Why are there so many stupid people?
Him: Why do we have an idiot who spends its entire life harassing us, trying to destroy everything we make etc.
If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?
Her: Dorian Gray
Him: I don’t know? Ooooh Batman.
Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?
Her: Jensen Ackles
Him: Rhys Ifans.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Him: Older, taller..
When you have 30 minutes of free-time, how do you pass the time?
Her: Ooogle prettiness or cuddle my dog.
Him: Tumblr, Pinterest, Covet, Instagram.
What would you name the autobiography of your life?
Her: Dogs, Dogs and more Dogs.
Him: The Life of Him.
Who are your current celebrity crushes?
Her: Bex Taylor-Klaus, Sam Clafin, Bob Morley (not Marley) and Ruby Rose
Him: Err Taylor Swift? Oh Shelley Hennig, or Kathryn Prescott…
What was one of the best parties you’ve ever been to?
Her: I can’t answer that, it’s a ridiculously long answer, it went on for about seven days.
Him: The Mystery Jets Christmas party about nine years ago, on Eel Pie Island, 8 bands in a converted boat shed and about 250 people. Madness, brilliant madness.
What would be your perfect car and what colour?
Her: A yellow Jeep Wrangler or a Black Impala
Him: A Midnight Purple Porsche Carrera RS
Can you go an entire day without caffeine?
Her: What the fuck is wrong with you? Stupid fucking question.
Him: There isn’t any caffeine in tea is there?
Can you sew?
Her: Well I can sew
Him: Yes. I am learning to make and design clothes
What is your favorite Disney Princess?
I dunno – Taylor Swift? Oh after discussions Snow White.
What’s the best/worst gift you’ve ever given/received?
Her: Best Given – iPad to Him and Mum
Best Received – My first dog, Muffin
Worst Given – A puzzle that was missing 20 pieces.
Worst Received – All the following are present given to me by my father’s family – A diary that was 2 years out of date and partially written in, or bottle of bubbles that was only a quarter full and had no stick, A broken bracelet, 2Pence in an envelope that said Happy Birthday for Christmas. A receipt for shopping…
Him: Best Given – Nightmare before Christmas Coffee Mug to Her.
Best Received – the afore mentioned iPad, or my BMX Raleigh Ultra Burner when I was about 12.
Worst Given – Oh there are too many to isolate down, amongst school friends we give away all the accumulated crap we have as a Santa sack each year, so any number of Dr. Who memorabilia, alternative medicine books and crap DVDs
Worst Received – A model of a liner ship, that I was told to put in the fridge before opening it!
What’s your favourite drug?
Her: ‘shrooms, E, weed, coffee…
Him: MDMA or I’m still tempted to say love or Adrenaline
What is more attractive: Nice hands or nice feet?
Her: Err feet!!
Him: The biggest compliment you can give a ballet dancer is you have really lovely feet!
Paris, London and New York… which one would you live in, which would you visit for a day, which would you visit for a month?
Her: Live in New York, Visit Paris for a month and and visit London for a day
Him: Leave London as I’ve been here forever, Paris for a month and live in New York – yay we agree!
What are your favourite smells?
Her: Wet dog, Mulled Wine, Snickerdoodles, Sun after the rain and the Ocean. Ooo blown out birthday candles
Him: Givenchy la De, Diesel, Wet Paint,
Alcoholic beverage of choice?
Her: Whiskey Sour, anything at all as long as it’s not Gin, Vodka or Martini,
Him: Jack Daniels Honey or Bourbon (but not Knob Creek!)
Did you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Her: Err which one, Mr. Dean. Miss Hodder (my god she was amazing). Mr. Griffith, Ms. Hanna. Oh, oh, oh The South African English Language teacher, Can’t remember her name I don’ t think I ever got that far.
Him: I went to an all boys school, where we had all male teachers, old men in mortar boards and gowns, about from the the Religion department who were old nuns and everyone knows how evil those old bitches are.
What does a person have to have to make them sexy?
Her: A Sense of Humour, down to Earth, Caring, They have to be into music, Open-minded.
Him: OK She says I only like girls who have ‘Chubby Cheeks’ (Her words, not mine). Natural Style, Likes fashion, likes to go out and party, ok fine, they have to be skinny!
Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate.
Her: No. Because a picture can be taken out of context.
Him: Yes, I used to be a photographer so of course I would say yes, but I can read a lot from a photo, even a crappy one!
What do you first think of when you wake up?
Her: “I need sleep. grrr fine give me coffee. Oh but 10 more minutes first”
Him: Whatever is currently the latest project taking up my time, usually the newest chapter I’m writing.